Thursday, August 6, 2009
|9:12 PM|
Ever noticed the time when one teacher leaves the class while we wait for the next teacher to come? Surely you have. Here are the different reactions we get when we see different teachers walking down from 1A4, 1A3, 1A2 then:
Mr Spelmer"SPELMER COMING!"3-4 people run into classroom. Han Long being the last - drinking from his bottle as usual.
陈老师"Tan Ass See. TanSC!"
Hua Ying goes out to check.
Ms Pek"Pek 来了! Eh. Ms Pek coming already lah!"
Ethan repeats his standard laocock lameshit line: "Ms Pek Ru Heng arh. 整天就是Pek Peck Pek."
Mrs Teo"Teo See C! Teo CC!"Frantic shouts. 6 or so people run in.
Take out some stuff to pretend to read.
Ms Mathews"Maretiu lai liao! Mathews coming!"
Count to 2 and she will be in the class already.
=OR=
Count to 3 and green files will all be on the table tops/under the table.
Mr Lim=NO NEED TO SAY ANYTHING=
Lim comes damn early for lesson (because TanSC always leaves late.)
Before anyone can even say anything, he strides in and says this in 3seconds:
"
OK er, CLASS! I want you to
er get ready
rwight(right) your
er. lesson materials.
Kay?"
Mr Cheong"Oh Shit. I ass Test! IS Test!"
And after a series of commotion and shuffling, we get into position:
- Some taking out their lesson stuff.
- Han Long walking back from the water cooler.
- Hwa Jin wrestling with Hua Ying sometimes.
- Yi Fan, Wee Yong and Wei Jie harassing people around them.
- Some people at the back sleeping (Wei Jie?).
- Some people erasing any erotic stuff written/drawn during recess.
- Kevin trying to aim and throw rubbish into the dustbin but fails.
- Jason scratching away.
- Zach reading.
- Seong Jin aiming and shooting at people with his invisible rifle? Seong Jin, is it a rifle or just 2 rings made by your fingers? (:
- Alston, Sean and Wei Boon still talking.
- Giggs, Denzyl and Guo Yue still talking.
- I'm forced by Hua Ying to stand before the teacher arrives.
- Joel bending down to reach his stuff, because he's 1790m(m) tall.
- Gary staring at Zhong Sheng's hair / looking at Giggs&co. talking.
- Daniel mugging.
- Han Long talking to Jarrett.
- Jianda bullying Han Long: "Hello boob (grins)."
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- Ethan staring at the ceiling.