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Above all, we're family.
SUBJECT TEACHERS
FT: Ms Tan SC LA: Mr Rodger Spelmer HCL: Ms Tan SC Integrated MA: Ms Pek RH LSS: Mrs Teo CC
Integrated Humanities History: Ms Roselind Mathews Integrated Humanities Geography: Mr Lim HC (T2: Mrs Chan ML)
Infocomm Studies:
Term 1: Mr Yong JS HTML
Term 2: Mr Koh KT C++ Programming
Term 3: Mr Kent Chong Multimedia Essentials
General Art: Mr Kwek SS PE: 张老师 RTA/AAP: Mr Krison Music: Mr Tan BB AP/PCME: Ms Tan SC Chinese Drama:周Lida老师
And many other 3rd Language, MSP and AEP Teachers..
THE PEACEFUL GANG
Showcasing the House of Talents
Birthdates Excluded
01 Bao Jianda
Gymnastics
02 Cheong Han Long
Squash
03 Chong Shao Hong Benedict
Judo
CMC Welfare Manager
04 Chua Cong Yang
Military Band
05 Daniel Ong Hong Yu
SJAB
06 Denzyl Ang Zikang
Cross Country
07 Ethan Tan Hym
Weiqi
CMC Treasurer
08 Foo Guo Yue
Track and Field
09 Giggs Ho Yong Jie
Basketball
10 Hum Qing Ze
Track and Field
11 Jarrett Yeo Shan Wei
Military Band
12 Khoo Yihan
Military Band
CMC Monitor
13 Kuan Wei Heng
Robotics
14 Lee Wei Hao Joel
Volleyball
15 Lee Zhong Sheng
Mediatech
16 Leong Jun Qi Gary
Library
17 Lim Wei Boon
Wushu
18 Lim Zhen Wei Zan
Badminton
19 Lim Zi Yang Sean
Track and Field
CMC Facility Secretary
20 Ng Zhao Yi Alston
Track and Field
21 Nigel Ong Chin Dean
Canoeing
22 Park Seong Jin
Softball
23 Phua Yue Jun
Chinese Orchestra
24 Raynold Toh Yuan Keng
Waterpolo
25 Soh Hwa Jin
Table Tennis
CMC Facility Secretary
26 Tan Kwan Wei Kevin
Chinese Calligraphy
27 Teo Kian Peng Brian
Robotics
28 Teo Yi Fan
Canoeing
29 Tiu Wee Yong
Volleyball
CMC Secretary
30 Toh Wei Jie
NPCC
31 Wang Hong Chuan Zach
Library
32 Wang Shicheng Jason
NPCC
33 Wee Ern Hao Mattheus
ELDDS [English Language Drama and Debating Society]
34 Zhu Hua Ying
NPCC
CMC Chairman
50th Post!
Friday, August 28, 2009
|11:26 AM|
Hi guys.
Just a post after a long time - right after I realised that Grassoat made the 49th Post. Since this is our semi-centenarian post, I'd make it more meaningful (the 100th post would be a celebration).
So.
Sabbaticals. What makes this post special? Not just cos it's the 50th post. It's cos I'm doing it right during my sabbatical course. Let's start a thread. Edit this post as it is and add your comments on your course down here.
SINGAPORE, HWA CHONG INSTITUTION This is "Enjoy Raw Hesitater" (Jarrett Yeo Shan Wei), Assistant Editor, reporting for The Distillation Melayu. Second post today.
To celebrate the Ramadan season, as well as the Ramadan Sabbatical, Yue Jun, Wei Heng and Jarrett has offered free food (which originally cost $1.50) to all Acerians. They placed them in the classroom before leaving for their excursion (to watch a movie), so you would only see it if you returned to class (and before Han Long).
Case study:The mystery of the missing Ayam Goreng (Mutated Pisang Goreng, actually)
There has been speculation that some crazy baboons have been stealing free food even before our fellow Acerians could start eating it. However, another belief is that some tremors can be felt by a large monster and it could have eaten them up.
P.S. Sorry if the Mutated Pisang Goreng tasted horrible, as the Ramadan celebrators forgot to add 2 important ingredients: Sugar and Baking Powder. We sincerely apologize for any gastric damage done or any other forms of humiliation.
This is Assistant Editor, signing off.
Fun with Anagrams!
|8:40 PM|
SINGAPORE, HWA CHONG INSTITUTION This is "Enjoy Raw Hesitater" (Jarrett Yeo Shan Wei), Assistant Editor, reporting for The Distillation Melayu. I'll be assisting Senior Editor in the publishing of new reports, freshly-squeezed, sorry, i mean -typed.
Should we rename our "blog title"? I found this anagram generator: Anagram Genius
'Aphelion Aceron' anagrams to 'Loonier panache.'
'Jarrett Yeo Shan Wei' anagrams to 'Enjoy raw hesitater.'
Enjoy mixing your names! DANGER - KEEP OUT/ BAHAYA - JANGAN DEKAT
The Imperial Republic of Aphelion Aceron The First does not hold any responsibility of any humiliation of your name or someone close to you and any lowliness and submission. However, do try out some other names,
EXAMPLE: OUR TEACHERS and FRIENDS (Satisfaction Guaranteed!)
Just in case you are too lazy to find the definition of some words...
FEATURE! Dictionary: (Courtesy of Merriam Webmaster Dictionary). A new initiative by the Non-CMC Club
1. Loonier -
Etymology: by shortening & alteration from lunatic
Etymology: Middle French pennache, from Old Italian pennacchio, from Late Latin pinnaculum small wing — more atpinnacle
Date: 1553
1: an ornamental tuft (as of feathers) especially on a helmet 2: dash or flamboyance in style and action :verve
This is Assistant Editor, signing off.
CIP - Mercy Relief
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
|9:53 PM|
Recently I have posted about some CIP event organised by Dunman for this Sunday. The deadline to registed is tomorrow so I would need your replies ASAP. Tell me tomorrow if you are attending. I would be circulating a paper around. Here are the details of the CIP event again.
Date: 30th August, This Sunday Attire: School PE-shirt & Jeans Location: Open Space outside The Atrium @ Orchard, Dhoby Gaut MRT Station Time: 1000-1700 (Participants can choose to leave from 1500 onwards, but encouraged to stay throughout)
We will be selling Post-it pads and KFC and Pizza Hut vouchers. If some FREAKING BLUR people wonders if we are awarded CIP hours, the answer is 'YES WE ARE'. So, ya... Hope most of the class can join..
Benedict
Lost And Found Markers
Monday, August 24, 2009
|8:03 AM|
Hi all.
1stly Thanks to all who helped in banner deco: - Sean - Ethan - Nigel - Benedict - Yue Jun - Hua Ying - Wei Heng
And those who signed the banner, and helped colour in stuff. However, the colouring materials that I brought - 5 marker missing.
If any of you happen to see any of such magic pens lying around in the class, esp near the front door, just place them on my table.
Thanks. Yihan
Urgent Post: Teachers' Day Banner
Sunday, August 23, 2009
|7:16 PM|
K guys.
Need all of you to bring colouring materials tomorrow (you've read the EMB) for the decoration of Teachers' Day Banner. We'll be painting in the classroom. We've to get it done by tomorrow.
Quick details:
- Colouring Materials and Drawing Materials (Markers, paint, palettes, etc) - Classroom, after Geography Test Paper Checking - Should last till latest 4pm, depending on work efficiency and manpower.
Thanks.
Yihan
Movie Headlines: The Start of the Ghost Festival
Thursday, August 20, 2009
|9:14 PM|
SINGAPORE, HWA CHONG INSTITUTION Today, 20th August 2009, marks the start of the 7th Month, or commonly known as the Ghost Festival! In this special edition of The Distillation Melayu, Grassoat, Senior Editor, will bring you interesting facts and ghost stories that you will never find anywhere else! Who let the ghosts out?
Legend Satu - Haunted Bukit Timah Hill During the 7th Month, it is said that one should not climb or visit Bukit Timah Hill during the early morning or late night as it has been reported that ghosts are randomly seen there. This might be due to the killings during the Japanese Occupation by the Sook Ching. These ghosts also carry knives, finding revenge. Will they be able to revenge Sook Ching and bring her to justice?
Fun Fact: Ghosts are the most active during Tuesdays. I don't know why, don't ask me.
Legend Dua - Sook Ching Can Predict Yesterday, just one day before the 7th Month, the Sook Ching had a toothache (or mouthache). Yet, she refuses to visit the dentist. Something sinister? (Alliteration) Is this a sign of the start of a ghostly, bad month? Only Sook Ching will know. And only Sook Ching will show.
Fun Fact: Sook Ching will never reveal unless you trade Billy Wang's Cooking Book with her.
Legend Tiga - Never Look Between Your Legs Not even if you drop a coin. It is said that if you bend down and look between your legs, you will offend your ancestors who are eating and they might storm angrily at you. Dare to try? (I got this from a website over the Internet. It's true.)
Fun Fact: This usually happens only during or after you offer them food. You should know about this.
Legend Empat - Hantu Babi This is Joel's favourite word, so he might be related to them. Please be careful when coming into contact with Joel. There might be two unfortunate events: Being possessed by a hantu (ghost) OR get babi flu (swine, pig). And you won't get your hamster anymore.
Legend Lima - Toilet Ghost, True or False? Once, a student went to the toilet and never came back. After ten minutes, the Sook Ching was impatient and asked the monitor to go to the toilet to get his handphone. However, the monitor returned, saying that he could not find anyone inside the toilet. Sook Ching did not believe it and decided to go to the toilet to check. To enter the toilet, she used her built-up strength from climbing Bukit Timah Hill to push open the door and entered it. Seconds later, there was a scream, followed by Sook Ching running out of the toilet.
What happened?
The Distillation Melayu decided to research on this legend. After the research study, we finally cracked the case.
There was a shout when Sook Ching entered the toilet. We found out that it was the male students in the toilet who shouted. Sook Ching running out of the toilet was due to her being embarrassed for entering the boys' toilet. And the boy? On the way back from the toilet, he was asked by the music teacher to help him catch the squirrel.
Case closed.
In Other News: Must Bring Anot? Another Low, but High Class (LHC) catchy phrase invented to go with the GeoShit Theme Song - Must Bring Anot? (MBA) Boys, I thought I told you already? Of course need lah. Today must finish, tomorrow must review. Saturday then I check lah if I feel like it. If not then never mind lah. All your other homework I also never go through. One less never mind. Am I right anot?
Class Updates: Banner for Teachers' Day
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
|9:56 PM|
Hi all.
If you've seen the post before this, you'll be aware of the CIP Opportunity for those who want to want CIP (: So here's another update. Note that the painting of class banner for Teachers' Day will begin in Week 9, or Sabbaticals Week.
I think EP3s will resume (shit); so we would not be available for every day of the week after school. So if you're interested in showing your appreciation (not hatred for any teacher, though we all know "he's" not too likeable either). Anyways, here's the quick plan:
CMC: tell me which days you're available after school during the Sabbaticals Week. At least one CMC member should be present during each session.
Time (per day): 1400 - 1530 Venue: Class Headquarters What to Bring: Painting materials and markers. Whiteboard markers can be used as well. What to do: Decorate that huge banner thrown to us by the HSC.
Some suggestions: - Special quotes or favourite lines by teachers (Seong Jin's Chinese Drama group) - Drawings of teachers' faces, done properly and not vandalised (: - Republic Members' Signatures and well wishes - Class Symbols and Name (everything about our class bonding, like our class name, etc. Everything but our class blog URL)
So what's going to happen to this banner? . . ..
It's going to be presented (don't know by who) to the teachers during Teachers' Day. So we'd have to do it good.
Those who are interested in decorating this banner, please tell me which days you're free and be sure to be able to make it. We've to complete them ASAP for submission to the HSC.
Hope to see much participation in this class effort. Thanks.
Yihan Lastly, I'll end this post with this line for Yue Jun: 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery'. (:
AMMENDUM NOTE THAT on Monday the decoration would not be carried out due to afternoon lessons.
CIP Opportunity to help mercy relief
|9:12 PM|
Okay.. I'll make this post quick. A short summary of the SMB message. There's some CIP activities regarding some mercy relief stuff organised by Dunman High. They are carrying out street sales to raise funds. The details are as followed: Date: 30th August Attire: School PE-shirt & Jeans Location: Open Space outside The Atrium @ Orchard, Dhoby Gaut MRT Station Time: 1000-1700 (Participants can choose to leave from 1500 onwards, but encouraged to stay throughout) You can sign up individually but I am hoping if you could GO DOWN AS A WHOLE CLASS(or at least most of the class). If you all are interested, you can tell me OR state your name, contact numbers and email address and email it to leffetpapillon.dhs@gmail.com by 26th August 2009, Wednesday.
P.S You'll be selling Post-it pads and KFC & Pizza hut vouchers. Han Long interested?
YJ in behalf of Ben
Operation First Overcome II
|6:35 PM|
Congratulations all.
Today, 19 August 2009, marks our third day into Operation First Overcome. We have been through the first three missions, both of which have been successfully brought past us. Here is what we have ahead:
21 August: LA Poetry Analysis Test (Fri)
We have with us some bad news. The aftermath of the History Test, made known to us yesterday - holds a class average of 11-12/20. And there's more bad news. Operation First Overcome will be extended to Term 4 Week 1, merely 3 weeks from Operation Second Overcome.
Here's why. Sometime in T4W1: LSS Test 4
But of course here's the good news: - Sabbaticals for 1 full week - Home Learning (good news to some people?) for a couple of days - September Holidays
Here is a correction to the previous Operation First Overcome post. The GeoShit Post last, last night wasn't posted by Grassoat, our Senior Editor of Distillation Melayu. I posted it. Ok I shall end my informal report here. Should you need any special assistance in the midst of this operation, do email to aphelion_aceron@hotmail.com or state so in the cbox. Alternatively, you might want to do a blog post yourself. (:
YJ
Tests, Tests and Tests Again.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
|7:17 PM|
Good night. Have a seat.
Today. (tries marker but no ink, asks Yihan for one and writes on the board) Math Test. Geography Test. Zan, have a seat. Tomorrow. CL (rolls eyes) Composition Test. Next day. (Yihan shouts: "Rodger!") Yihan? (Yihan *annoyed*) LA Poem Analysis Test. Or next, next day. Next term. (Wei Boon turns around) Wei Boon, listen! Term 4 Week 1. (roll eyes) LSS Test. Solutions. Suspensions. Cells.
Have a seat. Have a nice day.
Operation First Overcome
|5:32 PM|
Congratulations all.
Today, 18 August 2009, marks our second day into Operation First Overcome. We have been through the first two missions, both of which have been successfully brought past us. Here is what we have ahead:
19 August: CF Common Test Paper 1 (Wed) [Whole High School Affected] 21 August: LA Poetry Analysis Test (Fri)
We have with us some bad news. The aftermath of the History Test, made known to us today - holds a class average of 11-12/20. And there's more bad news. Operation First Overcome will be extended to Term 4 Week 1, merely 3 weeks from Operation Second Overcome.
Here's why. Sometime in T4W1: LSS Test 4
But of course here's the good news: - Sabbaticals for 1 full week - Home Learning (good news to some people?) for a couple of days - September Holidays
Many thanks to Grassoat, our Senior Editor of Distillation Melayu, for the GeoShit Post last night. Ok I shall end my informal report here. Should you need any special assistance in the midst of this operation, do email to aphelion_aceron@hotmail.com or state so in the cbox. Alternatively, you might want to do a blog post yourself. (:
Yihan
Large Overwhelm
Sunday, August 16, 2009
|11:22 PM|
SINGAPORE, HWA CHONG INSTITUTION This is Dartebiota reporting for The Distillation Melayu once again.
Due to the overwhelming test overload for the incoming week, recognised by our Institution as Term 3 Week 8; it has been decided that the upcoming week, to which the Republic's members would find themselves in a frenzy to prepare for the last available test week, would be named as 'Operation First Overcome'.
This operation consists of a series of 4 confirmed challenging tests, and one pending test. This collection of 5 tests orginate from these subjects: - Language Arts - Higher Chinese - Integrated Mathematics - Integrated Humanities Geography - Lower Secondary Sciences (Pending Subject)
Operation First Overcome, or in short, OFO, is the first barrier Acerians have to overcome before facing the second wave: Operation Second Overcome, which will occur in Term 4. Operation Second Overcome (also known as OSO) is recognised by the Institution as 'The End-of-Year Examinations'.
However, the Institution brings good news to the Republic. For Operation Second Overcome, it is known that for each of the 5 examinable subjects (the subjects involved are the same as those of Operation First Overcome), a maximum of 7 Acerians per subject would be exempted from this operation, thereby bringing much help to the lowering of their MSG (Mean Subject Grade).
There are requirements, however, for eligible Acerians to opt for exemption. From speculation, one has to obtain 80% in all areas (OP, ACE and Tests) accumulated over the 3 terms of the republic's fine history. Also, one cannot fail any of the test of the subject of exemption.
Due to the two upcoming overwhelming Operations, the Republic is currently planning to release a stimulus package in aid of its members. When interviewed, the Chairman of the Board of Directors, Sir Zhu Hua Ying (also known as Obaying or Huabama) has the following comments to make:
"Tzk! Eh you damn idiotic asshole leh. Huh? Come on man. Come on man. Bring it on. "
In Other News: A Slice of History The Distillation Melayu is known as the Most Serious Paper in the world. This sidename is adopted because of the third letter in the newspaper's name: Melayu. From 'the Most Serious Paper', acronym 'MSP' can be obtained, which also stands for 'Malay Special Programme'. This newspaper's formal editor, Grassoat, is a loyal member of this programme, and hence the name of the newspaper.
We've sourced for public views on the newspaper. We approached Sir Zhu Hua Ying again. He firmly felt like this: "Tzk! Eh you damn idiotic asshole leh. Huh? Come on man. Come on man. Bring it on. "
This newspaper was founded some 5 256 000 seconds ago, or around 2 months ago. If you have any queries, email them to aphelion_aceron@hotmail.com. More reports would be coming, so stay tuned to The Distillation Melayu, the Most Serious Paper in the World.
Not-so-good at: Remembering names, memory: - Zhu Yinghua - Su Jinhua - Foo Yong Jie; Foo Guo Jie - Lin Wei Ze; Lin Zhen Yang - Lin Wei Yang - Qiu Sihan - Wang Shichuan + + +... (Only Ethan's name will be remembered correctly, &&&& Joel's name)
Likes: Full attendance; all anti-Chinese elements eliminated; dragging 2 periods to 2.5 periods; giving sweets; exercising during test/exams; smiling; talking; Bukit Timah Hill
Dislikes: Ethan Not known by: Mr TanBB only
Fun Facts: - Can talk for 100min straight and advise you to drink 2400cc of water. - Can scold for 100min straight. - Very impromptu. - Always confiscates markers from the whiteboard. - Likes to carry out tests. - Likes to clap her hands. - Always smiling, even in the midst of scolding. - Is around 1600.000000000mm tall.
- Ethan comes to the front of the class not because he is short-sighted. Beside him are his two fave stars: Zhong Sheng and Qing Ze.
- Hua Ying is more obsessed with sweets than Han Long.
- Seong Jin has started his own documentary (during recess) about the class, for the sake of Distillation Melayu.
Now back to teachers. - Ms Mathews has brown eyes. - Mr Kent Cheong is always perspiring. - Mr TanBB touches you when you greet him. - Mr KohKT smiles at you when you greet him (sometimes he forgets cos he's always thinking of sth). - Ms Pek eats at least one sweet in class everytime there's her lesson.
This post was mentioned in Yue Jun's previous post about it being saved as a draft because this was done in class. 1430 hrs = Time to report to hell. So I had to leave the class and willingly proceed to the Old Band Room.
This post was actually done at 10.38PM. Because it was supposed to come after YJ's post, it has been automatically published at a specified time: 11.00PM. Yihan
Movie Headlines: Television Commercial 2 Gathers High Ratings
|10:01 PM|
SINGAPORE, HWA CHONG INSTITUTION We have obtained good news from the school. On 11th August 2009 (Annual Joel Tuesday), Television Commercial 2 (TC2) has gathered up high ratings and has been caught smiling for the whole 4800 seconds. This is a miracle and will not happen in 4800 million years. If you missed it, too bad. After receiving overwhelming feedback from the public, TC2 is elated. However, TC2 is also unhappy with the attitude of the public. TC2 reports that one of the viewers in the cinema kept his hand raised for the whole 4800 seconds of the show, causing disruption. We assume that this is related to the successful revenge plotted on Yamashita Stamford Percival. We speculate more situations to happen in the school and hopes the public will keep a look out. You may send your reports to aphelion-aceron@hotmail.com. This is Grassoat, reporting for The Distillation Melayu.
Bet You Didn't Know - 4800 seconds is 80 minutes. - 80 minutes is 2 periods. - Yamashita is censored in the tagboard. - An unknown post was saved as a draft today by Yihan. It's another random post about hairs.
News in Class Please refer to the above movie headlines and attempt the following questions in pencil. Draw all diagrams in ink.
Q1 When will the next miracle happen, in how many thousand years?
Q2 Do you support the actions of the public who kept his hand raised? Explain using proof from the article.
Q3 Assume the event that will happen next day. (The event on 11th August 2009 is Annual Joel Tuesday)
Blog Prompt: Complete a short writeup of 55 words, describing the relations between TC2 and Yamashita Stamford Percival without referring to the previous article.
Rules You All Should Know When Taking the MRT
Saturday, August 8, 2009
|10:35 PM|
Without further ado, I present to you Krisandro’s list of MRT Rules.
1. When on the escalator during rush hour, either keep left or you follow the rushing passengers on the right. Don’t stall the fast lane and tempt me to grab your legs and throw you over the side.
2. When SMRT says they are increasing the number of train trips, it doesn’t mean that you can wake up later. And please don’t look at the screens telling you how long the next train is going to arrive if you have high blood pressure.
3. If you want to get into the train cabin and you do not let the passengers in the train cabin out first, you deserve to be knocked down by a smelly, sweaty, giant man with huge man-boobs.
4. If you do not move to the center of the train, you deserve to be sodomized by a horny blue whale and wear a tag so that we understand your plight that you cannot move around much.
5. If you will not give up your seat to a pregnant lady or a senior citizen, have the courage to at least PRETEND that you are fast asleep. Stop looking at the lady’s stomach and mentally weighing it against your beer belly and deciding who has the heavier load.
6. The vertical poles in the train cabins are for passengers to hold onto with their hands. If you lean on them with your whole body, I might need to separate your left butt cheek from your right to secure a holding spot and I do not have that much Dettol to cleanse my hand afterwards.
7. If you are blasting your choice of music through your phone speakers, please make sure that your taste in music is at least accepted by 70% of the people who are within earshot. If you are not sure how you can figure that out, please purchase a device called “ear-phones”.
8. The fare you pay for travelling on the MRT entailed you to a limited space. If you need space to hold a copy of The Straits Times fully opened in front of you during peak hours, consider buying an EZ-Link card for the newspaper as well.
9. If you fart or burp in a an MRT cabin, have the courtesy to say ‘excuse me’. If you think people will get angry over it, have the habit of laughing like a hyena as soon as you fart. I can assure you that it will be more amusing than anything.
10. Do not scold me if the train is packed and I am poking your butt from behind. The one who you should scold is the one who is poking my butt. Don’t ask me to push back as well because it will seem as though I am reciprocating.
"The Revenge of the Tevision Commercial 2" SBQ Reliability
|5:04 PM|
The recent saga between Television Commercial2 and Yamashita Stamford Percival has many lessons for us Acerians to learn from (:
As such, I have come up with yet another Made-In-1A1 class product. This SBQ Question is completely original; the the source contributor has provided many bits of information unique to only our blood.
You might want to work on the question since the History Test is coming soon (: Note:
- The Question and Source all originates from our class and only from our class. - No external content references have been taken. - The Source is written by Yue Jun. - The Question is written by me.
So today is Annual Joel's Week (or known as National Joel Week/Day unofficially), celebrating one week of Joel's presence in school. Here's a brief introduction about Annual Joel Festivals from Joelpedia:
Summary Annual Joel Day (AJD) or Annual Joel Week (AJW) are custom events that are not found all around the globe. This special event can only be located in the Solar System, on the White Hole. For each day Joel appears in the Solar System, which is considered as a miracle, Annual Joel Day is celebrated. Bi-, tri-, quad- etc. can be added in front, adding an additional character at the front of the acronym (BAJD etc.) However, this is not recommended as it looks like BAND. If Joel appears for 5 consecutive days, which only appears once in one billion years, Annual Joel Week is celebrated.
Celebrating Annual Joel Day The White Hole will be full of drawings by 'Joel' fans. Popular scribbles and drawings include a television screen with 'Joel' and another planet 'Yihan', to show the height difference; 'Joel' and Mount Joelest; 'Joel loves mama' etc. Of course, the festival cannot miss out the symbol for AJD - the balloon-head 'Joel' with the letters 'AJD' written on it.
Celebrating Annual Joel Week The White Hole will be full of drawings as of Annual Joel Day. However, 'AJD' will be changed to 'AJW' and 'mama' is changed to 'papa' sometimes. The Joelpura pledge has to be recited as well at 8.22AM. People do CIP to commemorate this day. Usually, the 'Joel' fans will meet and go to 'Taman Joel' to collect old newspapers and clothes from the Old Joel Folks.
Previous Events Annual Joel Day - 5/8/09, 6/8/09 (Biannual Joel Day) Annual Joel Week - 7/8/09
The Joelpura Pledge We, the citizens of Joelpura, Pledge ourselves as a band of loyal fans. Regardless of height, age, class or randomness, To build a ever-growing society, based on justice and equality, so as to achieve, Happiness, prosperity, and progress of our nation.
Other terms related to 'Joel' Joelpura Joeland Joeling
By The People JOEL can be extended to 'Just shOot thE Face'. BAJD is read as BALD or BAND. 'Joel' becomes a curse word for 'Joel' haters.
Interesting Facts Annual Joel Week pledge was recited 1 hour earlier. This is a rare occurrence. Scientists have confirmed that Joel will be appearing once again in the near future.
Other Related Terms Grassoat
Bad News
|5:50 PM|
I know I promised some of you a video montage, but you might have to wait for a couple of weeks before it is ready. This is because I need Photoshop and Illustrator from Adobe Web Premium to arrive, as I did an online order. I'll need those software to redraw the new class logo.
Then Windows Movie Maker will come into the picture, I'll do a photo and video montage and put it up on Youtube via our class Youtube account. In the meantime, thanks for waiting.
Yihan
Tension before Lessons
Thursday, August 6, 2009
|9:12 PM|
Ever noticed the time when one teacher leaves the class while we wait for the next teacher to come? Surely you have. Here are the different reactions we get when we see different teachers walking down from 1A4, 1A3, 1A2 then:
Mr Spelmer "SPELMER COMING!"3-4 people run into classroom. Han Long being the last - drinking from his bottle as usual.
陈老师 "Tan Ass See. TanSC!" Hua Ying goes out to check.
Ms Pek "Pek 来了! Eh. Ms Pek coming already lah!" Ethan repeats his standard laocock lameshit line: "Ms Pek Ru Heng arh. 整天就是Pek Peck Pek."
Mrs Teo "Teo See C! Teo CC!"Frantic shouts. 6 or so people run in. Take out some stuff to pretend to read.
Ms Mathews "Maretiu lai liao! Mathews coming!" Count to 2 and she will be in the class already. =OR= Count to 3 and green files will all be on the table tops/under the table.
Mr Lim =NO NEED TO SAY ANYTHING= Lim comes damn early for lesson (because TanSC always leaves late.) Before anyone can even say anything, he strides in and says this in 3seconds:
"OK er, CLASS! I want you to er get ready rwight(right) your er. lesson materials. Kay?"
Mr Cheong "Oh Shit. I ass Test! IS Test!"
And after a series of commotion and shuffling, we get into position: - Some taking out their lesson stuff. - Han Long walking back from the water cooler. - Hwa Jin wrestling with Hua Ying sometimes. - Yi Fan, Wee Yong and Wei Jie harassing people around them. - Some people at the back sleeping (Wei Jie?). - Some people erasing any erotic stuff written/drawn during recess. - Kevin trying to aim and throw rubbish into the dustbin but fails. - Jason scratching away. - Zach reading. - Seong Jin aiming and shooting at people with his invisible rifle? Seong Jin, is it a rifle or just 2 rings made by your fingers? (: - Alston, Sean and Wei Boon still talking. - Giggs, Denzyl and Guo Yue still talking. - I'm forced by Hua Ying to stand before the teacher arrives. - Joel bending down to reach his stuff, because he's 1790m(m) tall. - Gary staring at Zhong Sheng's hair / looking at Giggs&co. talking. - Daniel mugging. - Han Long talking to Jarrett. - Jianda bullying Han Long: "Hello boob (grins)."
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- Ethan staring at the ceiling.
What Makes Our Headquarters special
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
|1:31 PM|
Ok. Another nonsense post. Put up here just to waste time (: Ah but anyways, if you've read up till here, you've got2 read more.
Here're the things that make our headquarters (classroom) special:
- It's called 李连煌室. - The classroom is called C418. - The lockers are not properly coloured. - We've cleaning cloth purchased by our ex-teacher. - Our class is nearest to the dustbin. - The whiteboard has 2 coloured banners on the top it. - The noticeboard is only used for 3 subjects: Math, English and AP notes. - The dustpan does not have a handle. - We (like the other classes, unlike other schools) have two projector screens.
Lastly: It is painted in its interior with the solar system. And there are 20 handprints (only our classmates would know wad I'm talking about) at the back, of our seniors. Out of the solar system:
1. The sun is blue in colour. 2. Mercury is furthest from the Sun. 3. Venus is next to Jupiter. 4. Earth has no life; grey and dull (and nearest to the dustbin). 5. Mars is the same size as Saturn. 6. Jupiter has special text colour at its bottom. 7. Saturn is green in colour. 8. Uranus is just above Hua Ying's table. Relates always with his anus. 9. Neptune has been painted peach by accident, and blue paint is over it now. 10. Pluto is bleeding.
Thank You.
Yihan
National Day Taman Jurong CC Newspaper Collection CIP
Monday, August 3, 2009
|6:26 PM|
Hi Acerians.
I know most of you (except for Alston < HAHA! (: ) have received daunting news that there is going to be 4 hours spent at Jurong to collect newspapers and old clothes. Fret not: the residents at our estate is freaking cooperative. Hua Ying, Sean and I have gone on a recee trip on Saturday and they proved to be very normal and nice people; unlike the 1P4 blocks I went to.
Hm. Talking about 1P4. We had to take over some 1P4 Blocks (the 3 of us) because only 2 1P4 CMC Members turned up on Saturday - this brings me to our class. Let's see:
For the abovementioned CMC Members, ETHAN seems to be the most outstanding one. Hm. Anyways all of you know who purposely pon lah, excluding Benedict, Hwa Jing and Wee Yong...which means it's ETHAN who pon. (:
Ok. The collection trip. Good news to Han Long! There's a food centre, 7-11 store and Marketplace next to the estate. Anyways, just note that:
- PE and Khaki Shorts - 9am - 1pm - 2-way Transportation Provided - 7 August 2009
I might turn up late for the bus. Same for Cong Yang and Jarrett. We'll be stuck in the parade with band in the morning while you people enjoy at the terraces.
That'll be all. For now.
Yihan
Saturday, August 1, 2009
|4:34 PM|
Hello Acerians!
Posting for the first time. Hope you dont mind if I add more songs to the playlist, but anyway I wont be doing so until I have time which is later on in the night.
By the way... er yihan the user and pass you gave me for Mixpod dont work... Can you find out the real ones and inform me? Thanks (: Appreciate it.
Basics. Done so far:
- Youtube Account Setup
To post class videos on youtube. ME (Multimedia Essentials) is part of our Infocomm Studies Module, hence with Windows Movie Maker, it's possible. Open for class usage.
- Photobucket and Picnik Account Setup
To edit images (works a bit like GIMP for those who know what it is). Open for class usage.
- Ecard Sending
For the Acerians' birthdays. (if you'd like the class to wish you happy bdae even if it's over) Just inform either Benedict or Yihan.
For any special / significant event/happening. (Someone down with high fever. Someone going for a very important competition. For competitions, inform Yihan in advance if you really want some good luck wishing (: )
- Facebook Account Setup
Many (if not all) of us have facebook. This makes communication easier to the class, even if some of you might not have any form of Instant Messaging that can connect to the class email account.
- Class Toolbar
To bring much convenience to the net browsing experience for Acerians and the public alike.
- Class Blog and Class Logo, 2 versions
To identify ourselves as a class, as a republic.
The old version:
The new version:
For any other issues that you wish the CMC to attend to, please post it either in the cbox, or for more significance and priority, post it as a blog entry.
Homework
DISCLAIMER
This unit is meant for confirmation purposes.
Do not rely on this on a daily basis as your homework record book.
The CMC accepts no responsibility for any homework not entered (and thus you forgot to do) nor any responsibility for inconsistent posts, on a daily basis.
Other than that, make use of this unit. Part of the welfare of our republic.