Tuesday, August 11, 2009
|10:01 PM|

SINGAPORE, HWA CHONG INSTITUTION We have obtained good news from the school. On 11th August 2009 (Annual Joel Tuesday), Television Commercial 2 (TC2) has gathered up high ratings and has been caught smiling for the whole 4800 seconds. This is a miracle and will not happen in 4800 million years. If you missed it, too bad. After receiving overwhelming feedback from the public, TC2 is elated. However, TC2 is also unhappy with the attitude of the public. TC2 reports that one of the viewers in the cinema kept his hand raised for the whole 4800 seconds of the show, causing disruption. We assume that this is related to the successful revenge plotted on Yamashita Stamford Percival. We speculate more situations to happen in the school and hopes the public will keep a look out. You may send your reports to aphelion-aceron@hotmail.com. This is Grassoat, reporting for The Distillation Melayu.

Bet You Didn't Know
- 4800 seconds is 80 minutes.
- 80 minutes is 2 periods.
- Yamashita is censored in the tagboard.
- An unknown post was saved as a draft today by Yihan. It's another random post about hairs.

News in Class
Please refer to the above movie headlines and attempt the following questions in pencil. Draw all diagrams in ink.

Q1 When will the next miracle happen, in how many thousand years?

Q2 Do you support the actions of the public who kept his hand raised? Explain using proof from the article.

Q3 Assume the event that will happen next day. (The event on 11th August 2009 is Annual Joel Tuesday)

Blog Prompt: Complete a short writeup of 55 words, describing the relations between TC2 and Yamashita Stamford Percival without referring to the previous article.