Friday, August 7, 2009
|7:46 PM|

So today is Annual Joel's Week (or known as National Joel Week/Day unofficially), celebrating one week of Joel's presence in school. Here's a brief introduction about Annual Joel Festivals from Joelpedia:

Summary
Annual Joel Day (AJD) or Annual Joel Week (AJW) are custom events that are not found all around the globe. This special event can only be located in the Solar System, on the White Hole. For each day Joel appears in the Solar System, which is considered as a miracle, Annual Joel Day is celebrated. Bi-, tri-, quad- etc. can be added in front, adding an additional character at the front of the acronym (BAJD etc.) However, this is not recommended as it looks like BAND. If Joel appears for 5 consecutive days, which only appears once in one billion years, Annual Joel Week is celebrated.

Celebrating Annual Joel Day
The White Hole will be full of drawings by 'Joel' fans. Popular scribbles and drawings include a television screen with 'Joel' and another planet 'Yihan', to show the height difference; 'Joel' and Mount Joelest; 'Joel loves mama' etc. Of course, the festival cannot miss out the symbol for AJD - the balloon-head 'Joel' with the letters 'AJD' written on it.

Celebrating Annual Joel Week
The White Hole will be full of drawings as of Annual Joel Day. However, 'AJD' will be changed to 'AJW' and 'mama' is changed to 'papa' sometimes. The Joelpura pledge has to be recited as well at 8.22AM. People do CIP to commemorate this day. Usually, the 'Joel' fans will meet and go to 'Taman Joel' to collect old newspapers and clothes from the Old Joel Folks.

Previous Events
Annual Joel Day - 5/8/09, 6/8/09 (Biannual Joel Day)
Annual Joel Week - 7/8/09

The Joelpura Pledge
We, the citizens of Joelpura,
Pledge ourselves as a band of loyal fans.
Regardless of height,
age, class or randomness,
To build a ever-growing society,
based on justice and equality,
so as to achieve,
Happiness, prosperity,
and progress of our nation.

Other terms related to 'Joel'
Joelpura
Joeland
Joeling

By The People
JOEL can be extended to 'Just shOot thE Face'.
BAJD is read as BALD or BAND.
'Joel' becomes a curse word for 'Joel' haters.

Interesting Facts
Annual Joel Week pledge was recited 1 hour earlier. This is a rare occurrence. Scientists have confirmed that Joel will be appearing once again in the near future.

Other Related Terms
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